Hubbumbag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful elephant.

Hubbumbag created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbumbag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubbumbag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hubbumbag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hubbumbag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Hide if seven foxes approach from the north.