Tondobwig Rilsitkarparkdan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, deceitful cat.

Tondobwig Rilsitkarparkdan created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tondobwig Rilsitkarparkdan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tondobwig Rilsitkarparkdan, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tondobwig Rilsitkarparkdan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tondobwig Rilsitkarparkdan's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tondobwig Rilsitkarparkdan.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always take life seriously.