Vaddadnarl Yattvogzan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome deer.

Vaddadnarl Yattvogzan created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaddadnarl Yattvogzan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vaddadnarl Yattvogzan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vaddadnarl Yattvogzan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vaddadnarl Yattvogzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Vaddadnarl Yattvogzan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.