Rowlidort is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective tapir.

Rowlidort created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowlidort, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rowlidort, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rowlidort's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rowlidort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowlidort.

4. Never paint your face fawn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.