Arnfligbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable goblin.

Arnfligbin created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfligbin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arnfligbin, it will not care.

Arnfligbin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Arnfligbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Arnfligbin.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.