Pogkabflab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful lizard.

Pogkabflab created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pogkabflab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pogkabflab, it will not care.

Pogkabflab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pogkabflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Pogkabflab.