Pogkabflab is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful
lizard.
Pogkabflab created gold eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Pogkabflab, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Pogkabflab, it will not care.
Pogkabflab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Pogkabflab's Holy Commandments1. Never go into red rooms.
2. Always wear cyan.
3. Always help tortoises in need.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. You must love Pogkabflab.