Getnil is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, strong snake.

Getnil created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Getnil, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Getnil, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Getnil's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Getnil's Holy Commandments

1. Getnil loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.