Fidlibdin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy raven.

Fidlibdin created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidlibdin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidlibdin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fidlibdin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fidlibdin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.