Mipvoltof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless camel.

Mipvoltof created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Mipvoltof, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mipvoltof, she will not care.

Mipvoltof's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mipvoltof's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Mipvoltof loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the east.