Nulbissbon Cipmotbagboncad Duthubtun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, impressive parrot.

Nulbissbon Cipmotbagboncad Duthubtun created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbissbon Cipmotbagboncad Duthubtun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nulbissbon Cipmotbagboncad Duthubtun, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nulbissbon Cipmotbagboncad Duthubtun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nulbissbon Cipmotbagboncad Duthubtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Never talk about amino acids.