Sadnellmonbass is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, idiotic dolphin.

Sadnellmonbass created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadnellmonbass, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sadnellmonbass, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sadnellmonbass' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sadnellmonbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.