Dadnarpin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart raccoon.

Dadnarpin created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadnarpin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dadnarpin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dadnarpin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dadnarpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Run away if three tapirs approach from the south.

5. Always help great tits.