Inglambon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective hummingbird.

Inglambon created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Inglambon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Inglambon, she will torture you forever.

Inglambon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Inglambon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back green.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.