Bigkikbossbim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered fox.

Bigkikbossbim created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigkikbossbim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bigkikbossbim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bigkikbossbim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bigkikbossbim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bigkikbossbim.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Run away from blue gulls, for they are unholy.