Renlunpanbit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous dove.

Renlunpanbit created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Renlunpanbit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Renlunpanbit, she will ignore you.

Renlunpanbit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Renlunpanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not take Renlunpanbit's name in vain.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Always take life seriously.