Pogzagkad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonourable hamster.

Pogzagkad created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Pogzagkad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pogzagkad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pogzagkad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pogzagkad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Pogzagkad on top of all buildings.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Pogzagkad on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.