Bapcenbid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic bat.

Bapcenbid created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bapcenbid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bapcenbid, he will remove you from existence.

Bapcenbid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bapcenbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to manatees while wearing orange boots.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.