Dissmipab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful mole.

Dissmipab created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissmipab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dissmipab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dissmipab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dissmipab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dissmipab.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. You must pray to Dissmipab nine times a day.