Cidomincap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, staggering walrus.

Cidomincap created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidomincap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cidomincap, he will be very sad.

Cidomincap's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cidomincap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about black holes.