Xenbastlop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane fairy.

Xenbastlop created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbastlop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xenbastlop, she will think nothing of it.

Xenbastlop's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Xenbastlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always obey Xenbastlop's priests.

3. You must pray to Xenbastlop three times a day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.