Xemhasmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid jellyfish.

Xemhasmid created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemhasmid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xemhasmid, she will remove you from existence.

Xemhasmid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xemhasmid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.