Kingilgom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sapient cat.

Kingilgom created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kingilgom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kingilgom, it will turn you into a frog.

Kingilgom's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Kingilgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never paint your feet magenta.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Run away if seven ducks approach from the west.