Bitflagxen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical hare.

Bitflagxen created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitflagxen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitflagxen, it will turn you into a snail.

Bitflagxen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bitflagxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not drink alcohol.