Hablagdag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, grumpy lion.

Hablagdag created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hablagdag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hablagdag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hablagdag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hablagdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hablagdag.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about cell theory.