Mitbetjad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, awesome fly.

Mitbetjad created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbetjad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mitbetjad, he will be very sad.

Mitbetjad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mitbetjad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mitbetjad.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.