Missisdavlin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring spider.

Missisdavlin created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Missisdavlin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Missisdavlin, it will be very sad.

Missisdavlin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Missisdavlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Missisdavlin loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear gray dresses.

5. Never run in holy places.