Nakrowfum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil mouse.

Nakrowfum created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakrowfum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakrowfum, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nakrowfum's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nakrowfum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away if nine geese approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.