Bopfumgan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish pigeon.

Bopfumgan created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfumgan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bopfumgan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bopfumgan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bopfumgan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Never laugh in holy places.