Rillxucstafdob is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented troll.

Rillxucstafdob created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Rillxucstafdob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rillxucstafdob, it will turn you into a dog.

Rillxucstafdob's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rillxucstafdob's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.