Lamrawik is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental
tortoise.
Lamrawik created gold three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lamrawik, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Lamrawik, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Lamrawik's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Lamrawik's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never think about planets.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.