Cenquaggud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, caring hare.

Cenquaggud created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenquaggud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cenquaggud, he will turn you into a slug.

Cenquaggud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cenquaggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never paint your back black.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenquaggud.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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