Habbetstan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy squid.

Habbetstan created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Habbetstan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Habbetstan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Habbetstan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Habbetstan's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.