Flignangenbotpomtofkimbag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic tapir.

Flignangenbotpomtofkimbag created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flignangenbotpomtofkimbag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flignangenbotpomtofkimbag, he will jump up and down on your head.

Flignangenbotpomtofkimbag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flignangenbotpomtofkimbag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three gulls approach from the west.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.