Vadhanbum is a god.
It takes the form of a small, uncaring
tortoise.
Vadhanbum created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vadhanbum, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Vadhanbum, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Vadhanbum's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Vadhanbum's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Vadhanbum loves mice, so they must be respected.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never paint your hands fawn.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.