Boghomduss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring camel.

Boghomduss created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boghomduss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Boghomduss, it will destroy your home solar system.

Boghomduss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Boghomduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Put Boghomduss first in all things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boghomduss.

5. Never paint your head brown.