Gunpidnart is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered
crane.
Gunpidnart created snails four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gunpidnart, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Gunpidnart, he will turn you into a mouse.
Gunpidnart's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Gunpidnart's Holy Commandments1. Gunpidnart loves seals, so they must be respected.
2. Never talk about amino acids.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not wear iron on your body.