Zigyiktip is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing
sheep.
Zigyiktip created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zigyiktip, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Zigyiktip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Zigyiktip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Zigyiktip's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about cell theory.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Do not covet oxen.