Litlargxensat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awesome lion.

Litlargxensat created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Litlargxensat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litlargxensat, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Litlargxensat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Litlargxensat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Litlargxensat on top of all buildings.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about manatees.