Hivnurlyim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever pig.

Hivnurlyim created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivnurlyim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hivnurlyim, she will turn you into a frog.

Hivnurlyim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hivnurlyim's Holy Commandments

1. Hivnurlyim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hivnurlyim loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.