Huncubdon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, capable pigeon.

Huncubdon created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Huncubdon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Huncubdon, she will jump up and down on your head.

Huncubdon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Huncubdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Run away from green capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Huncubdon's name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.