Sasyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous slug.

Sasyarl created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sasyarl, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasyarl, he will not invite you to parties.

Sasyarl's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sasyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look in ponds.