Hugcamgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, conceited turtle.

Hugcamgeb created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugcamgeb, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hugcamgeb, she will send you a sign.

Hugcamgeb's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hugcamgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hugcamgeb loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Never go into white rooms.