Fitnilfod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic zebra.

Fitnilfod created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Fitnilfod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fitnilfod, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fitnilfod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fitnilfod's Holy Commandments

1. Fitnilfod loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the west.

4. Put Fitnilfod first in all things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.