Vabbotyog Migcabjab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, happy bee.

Vabbotyog Migcabjab created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbotyog Migcabjab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vabbotyog Migcabjab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vabbotyog Migcabjab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vabbotyog Migcabjab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick goats.
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