Farnsomtiknibdussinsabquat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak hydra.

Farnsomtiknibdussinsabquat created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Farnsomtiknibdussinsabquat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Farnsomtiknibdussinsabquat, he will be very sad.

Farnsomtiknibdussinsabquat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Farnsomtiknibdussinsabquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Farnsomtiknibdussinsabquat loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear white kilts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.