Dunrulhun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical alligator.

Dunrulhun created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunrulhun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dunrulhun, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dunrulhun's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dunrulhun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.