Vadnellarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, able bear.

Vadnellarp created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadnellarp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vadnellarp, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vadnellarp's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vadnellarp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.