Ditgebyok Dobkamgeb Larngepwat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless centipede.

Ditgebyok Dobkamgeb Larngepwat created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditgebyok Dobkamgeb Larngepwat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditgebyok Dobkamgeb Larngepwat, it will not care.

Ditgebyok Dobkamgeb Larngepwat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ditgebyok Dobkamgeb Larngepwat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured mice.