Tonklun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic elephant.

Tonklun created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonklun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tonklun, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tonklun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tonklun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green stockings.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Do not commit murder.