Stipnurgov Damdambess is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous rat.

Stipnurgov Damdambess created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnurgov Damdambess, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stipnurgov Damdambess, it will strike you with lightening.

Stipnurgov Damdambess' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Stipnurgov Damdambess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Stipnurgov Damdambess on top of all buildings.

2. Never laugh in the presence of bats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always wear turquoise.